Santa with two red ears went to see his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears.
"I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang.
Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally
picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But...what happened to your other ear?"
in disbelief."But...what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called again
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