19/10/2007 OUR SET YOUR SCREEN: TODAY WE HAVE NOT GIVEN SYC CALL

Shanta fixed an answering machine at home.

Two days later he disconnected it because

he was getting complaints like

"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

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What does Shanta do after taking photocopies?

He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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What does Shanta do when he has one white

sheet and wants an extra sheet?

He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

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There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.

They were planning for a free Punjab.

Santa Singh raised a point,

"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"

That was a tough one indeed.

Banta Singh had a brainwave...

"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then

we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."

All the surds became happy with this very

simple solution but an old surd was not.

Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.

The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

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