Shanta
is buying a TV.
"Do
you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give
me a green one, please."
*
* * * *
Shanta
calls Air India.
"How
long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just
a sec," says the rep.
"Thank
you." says the Shantaand hangs up.
*
* * * *
Shanta
is filling up a job application.
He
promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE,
ADDRESS,
etc.
Then
came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
After
much thought he writes: Yes.
*
* * * *
Shanta
proposes to a woman.
She
says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He
sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally
they find him hunting crocodiles
and
watch him killing a huge one.
He
walks over the reptile, checks its legs, angrily exclaims:
"71st
and *again* barefoot!"
*
* * * *
Shanta
goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He
asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The
clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The
Shantaasks, "What does it do?"
The
clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The
Shantasays, "I'll take it!"
The
next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His
Shantaboss sees him and asks,
"What
is that shiny object with you?"
He
said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The
boss asks, "What does it do?"
He
replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The
boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The
Shantareplies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
