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BOMB & CONDOM : If Bomb blast people die * if condom blasts person is born.
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo
ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao
When an apple is green, its
ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily
Husband: kash hamare ladki
ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here
or not.
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning
when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
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