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JOKES
FOR ADULT
(PLEASE
DO NOT READ WHO ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OLD)
A baby dog asks mama dog: How
papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not
have the chance to see its face carefully
1 day as I came home early
from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy,
why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide
your legs and we can multiply!
Why do 90% of the girls have
a bigger left breast ?
because....
90% of the boys are right handed..
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish
karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar
apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale
dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley
hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
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