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Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf
ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan
li to...?
Santa opened a petrol pump, but
not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Santa was inserting dog's tail
into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Teacher: Agar apna character
sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad
jayega.
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