A lady calls Santa for repairing
door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the
bell but no one comes out.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband
went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte
ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah
10 se 12".
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya
ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV
chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
What's the difference between
wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream,
shud hv immediately.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch
nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
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